These guys were running around in these body pillow covers Saturday night and were undulating like fucking Silent Hill monsters.
Eventually they ran up to us and did their thing, which was equally hilarious and terrifying. Aubrey lost his balance and fell to the ground while laughscreaming and they swarmed him.
Laying on his back and screaming in either fear or laughter, he was surrounded by wiggling waifus yelling ‘DAIJOBOU DAIJOBOU DAIJOBOU’
A braver man went to go ‘dance’ with them, but didn’t last long before panic rose and he made a run for it. The human mind can only take so much torture.
They actually made our night.
like imagine if you’d never seen a dog and you saw a saint bernard and you were like, what’s that and then someone was like, thats a dog. and then you saw a chihuahua and you were like ok whats that and they were like, that’s a dog. wouldn’t you feel lied to? wouldn’t you sense that something was amiss